{"id":49,"date":"2007-12-06T21:59:11","date_gmt":"2007-12-07T03:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/06\/brawndo-its-like-shaving-your-chest-with-a-lawnmower\/"},"modified":"2007-12-06T21:59:11","modified_gmt":"2007-12-07T03:59:11","slug":"brawndo-its-like-shaving-your-chest-with-a-lawnmower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/06\/brawndo-its-like-shaving-your-chest-with-a-lawnmower\/","title":{"rendered":"BRAWNDO: IT&#8217;S LIKE SHAVING YOUR CHEST WITH A LAWNMOWER!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ARRRRRRRRGGH!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/p1007512.jpg\" title=\"BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/p1007512.jpg\" alt=\"BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, it&#8217;s arrived.\u00c2\u00a0 Check it out at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brawndo.com\">www.brawndo.com<\/a>!!!\u00c2\u00a0 In the meantime, maybe you should <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imitationpickles.org\/ld487\/\">SHAVE YOUR CHEST WITH A LAWNMOWER<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ARRRRRRRRGGH! Yeah, it&#8217;s arrived.\u00c2\u00a0 Check it out at www.brawndo.com!!!\u00c2\u00a0 In the meantime, maybe you should SHAVE YOUR CHEST WITH A LAWNMOWER!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,10,13],"tags":[31,30],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biz","category-brawndo","category-crazy","tag-31","tag-hairy-chestival"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}