{"id":62,"date":"2008-02-04T00:16:14","date_gmt":"2008-02-04T06:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/04\/brawndo-shaves-its-chest-with-a-lawnmower\/"},"modified":"2008-02-04T00:16:14","modified_gmt":"2008-02-04T06:16:14","slug":"brawndo-shaves-its-chest-with-a-lawnmower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/04\/brawndo-shaves-its-chest-with-a-lawnmower\/","title":{"rendered":"BRAWNDO SHAVES ITS CHEST WITH A LAWNMOWER!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Needless to say, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imitationpickles.org\/ld487\/\">the Hairy Chestival<\/a> is probably one of the most influential video games of all time.\u00c2\u00a0 Which is why, of course, BRAWNDO&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY\">new commercial<\/a> includes it!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/brawndo-lawnmower.jpg\" title=\"brawndo-lawnmower.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/brawndo-lawnmower.jpg\" alt=\"brawndo-lawnmower.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not to mention, it includes the world&#8217;s most bzawesome goat, CUZCO!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/brawndo-cuzco.jpg\" title=\"brawndo-cuzco.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/brawndo-cuzco.jpg\" alt=\"brawndo-cuzco.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So if you&#8217;re still sitting here NOT watching the video, maybe you should start <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY\">WATCHING IT<\/a>!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Needless to say, the Hairy Chestival is probably one of the most influential video games of all time.\u00c2\u00a0 Which is why, of course, BRAWNDO&#8217;s new commercial includes it! Not to mention, it includes the world&#8217;s most bzawesome goat, CUZCO!! So if you&#8217;re still sitting here NOT watching the video, maybe you should start WATCHING IT!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,10,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biz","category-brawndo","category-crazy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philhassey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}