Phil Hassey is the complete package. Hassey has over 100 years of experience during his 28 year life-span. 18 years experience software development, 14 years experience classical viola, 6 years experience fiddle, 4 years experience story teller, 13 years experience game development, 10 years experience web development, 8 years experience being married, 5 years goat ownership, and over 28 years experience being alive. Truely a multifaceted person, Hassey looks to continue developing his career with exponentially large numbers.

Born in 1979, Hassey spent his formative years researching for a biotoxic firm on a remote island near the coast of Australia. He looks forward to spending his deformative years shaving llamas in Yugoslavia.